Statistics Telling a Sad Story

Because England have only the one World Cup to their name, there’s a tendency to exaggerate how far behind the best we’ve been since the end of the Second World War. It’s exaggerated because England’s greatest sides have always peaked in between tournaments – the 46-49 side being the principal victims. But sometimes far worse…

Middlesbrough 4 Basle 1

..watched from behind the sofa by yours truly, who kept flicking channels to keep the tension at bay. I can’t remember a better demonstration of the difference between belief and “passion”, although the commentators, who’d go on to miss the final whistle, were throwing the second word around freely enough. And why not, on a…

Fulham 1 Portsmouth 3

At Craven Cottage last Saturday for the visit of Harry Redknapp’s relegation-threatened Portsmouth. These days, just about every football ground has some kind of memorial to its glorious dead, from the Munich plaque at Old Trafford to the Shankly Gates and Billy Bremner’s statue. Is it just me, or is football carrying just a bit…